No matt finish to be found here! Pro tip #27 for your shiny new Emerald Crystal pack: Tell people your bag is made from psychoactive tropical toad skins and encourage licking for cash. Make a clean getaway before they realise this is a terrible lie. Also perfect for transporting actual toads, tortilla chips, headphones and the spoils of your latest close-to-erotic-comic-buying-spree in Forbidden Planet.
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